[Originally published in The Montreal Gazette, January 21st, 2014]
A new Rob Ford video is out. Can we please talk about real things?
Like the Quebec public servants wearing Chadors?
… oh, there are exactly zero cases of that.
Ok then, about the waves of invasion from Islamostanabia?
… hm, non-existent too.
Then let’s talk about how firing women from jobs protects their rights?
… ah, yes. Also non-sensical and detached from reality.
You know what? show me that Rob Ford video…